Captain Wayne – Vacation Desperation: EARLy Achievement Guide

This achievement is honestly very easy to get. I got it the first time I even encountered EARL accidentally, because I was trying to play it safe with EARL. To get this achievement, simply go to the fourth level, Beached Beluga Blues.

Then, play through the level until you have reached the section after opening the yellow key door. Then, enter, and go down the hall, where EARL will be waiting for you. But, do not go down the steps to where EARL is, only go around the corner, and stay at this spot.

Now, hopefully your chaingun/machine gun is completely loaded, as if it isn’t, this achievement will be really hard to get. EARL has a ♥♥♥♥ ton of health so if you run out of ammo with the chaingun/machine gun (which you shouldn’t, if it is fully loaded) (800 bullets is the max capacity. Since I personally had it fully loaded I ended up killing EARL with some on 200 bullets left. Once you are at that spot, basically unleash hell on EARL and shoot him. Now he does shoot back at you and deal a lot of damage, so keep going back to behind this wall, where the steps are to enter the room with EARL.

Then, after killing him, you should get the EARLy achievement, because since you didn’t dance with EARL on his very expensive dance floor that he spent literal millions on since you suck, you get the funny achievement for not dancing with him. You should also get the EARL achievement for just killing EARL (if you are going for this achievement on your first time killing EARL.