Just a simple explanation on a few of the achievements that might not be clear or just you need to discover.
Achievements
- Best Girl
Made Mari blush
For this one just compliment her on day 2 after feeding her a donut. Chubby girls are indeed lovely.
- Thick Blue Line
Put down 100 “cops”
This one will probably happen naturally since the cops drop donuts on “death”. If they don’t just go rob it from their body. I do believe the same cop counts multiple times but I can’t say for certain.
- That One Ween Song
Feed Mari 100 donuts
You will get way more than 100 throughout the game so don’t be afraid of missing a few.
- Double Dees-truction
Eat 100 donuts
Same as above. Mari technically only needs 1 donut a day. I think there’s over 200 donuts in the game so if you feed Mari the first 99 and feed her the last one after the Saturday mission then you might be able to eat the rest yourself by the end of Sunday. Just make sure to eat all of them before escaping since you won’t get a chance after.
- Lore ♥♥♥♥
Collect all pinups
Someone has already gone through the trouble of making a guide for this so I’ll link it here. Go show them some love and make sure to leave them a like, some of these were hard to find otherwise.
- Strange Thing…
Find a special totem
Special credit to Mika the Hyena for this one since I played through twice after the update looking for this and missed it both times. On Wed head right immediately after starting the stage part where you find donuts and you will find a tree. Go under the tree to find the new spot for a photo that was moved from a later level and the totem in question.
- YOU’RE GOING TO BRAZIL!!1!
Find a special ant
There is one specific customer at the mini mart in between missions that when you talk to him he will straight up try to attack you. After you beat him you will get this achievement. The people are randomized so just keep talking to everyone
Here he is
- Crank That Thang
Watch the end cutscene for way too long
At the end of the game when you are watching a certain thing on a loop wait about 2 mins or so and this will pop up.
- For Mari Only
Deny the tutor’s request
After you eat a certain amount of donuts a dude will show up asking to be crushed under your mommy milkers. He will teach you how giving you a new trick to permanently put down cops. Now he deserves his reward but for this achievement you will need to ignore to poor mans plight.
I think that everything needed is here. Big thanks to Mika the Hyena and RoxasEnjoyer 358 for the info on the totem and the pic guide respectively. If they add more send a message on here to remind me the guide exists.