Schedule I: How to Make Infinite Money at the Casino

In this guide, I will show you how to get your money up safely, but not through exploits or glitches. We will be using statistics.

In most casinos, you are expected to lose money with each hand or game you play. Our casino has slots and blackjack, which we will avoid.

We will instead play Ride the Bus exclusively and go for that x20 multiplier. It turns out that your odds of winning the x20 in any given try are >= 5.6%. This is favorable.

Is this faster than making and selling drugs? No. Is it just as fun? Yes.

Every time we play, there’s about a 94% chance we lose if we are going for the x20 multiplier. That’s fine. To avoid running out of money, though, I suggest starting by betting 1% of your total money pool that you are willing to bet. With this method, there’s only a 3/1000 chance you run out of money before hitting the x20.

Any time you win the x20, adjust your new bet to 1% of your updated money pool.

I will assume you are all familiar with the rules of this game. If not, play a hand and it will immediately make sense.
Note: Ace counts as a high card in this game.

Choose either. Doesn’t matter. I always pick red

If you get an 8 or lower, hit higher. Otherwise, hit lower.

If the difference between the cards is 5 or less, hit outside.
For example, cards 2 and 7 would be a difference of 5. So would 8 and King, or 9 and Ace.
Jack, Queen, King, and Ace represent 11, 12, 13, and 14 respectively.

If the difference between the cards is 6 or greater, hit inside.

You will get to this stage quite often, and there’s about a 1/4 chance we get the x20 at this point. We can still optimize our choice, though. I have done countless rounds of this game and have never seen a card repeat, so I believe it makes sense to “count” the cards.

For example, if your three cards are of hearts, diamonds, and spade, then guess clubs. Reasoning being the deck will have one more of clubs compared to the other suits.

I have stuck with this myself and easily went from about $3,000 to now $50,000, and decided to make this guide if anyone else enjoys profitable gambling.

You will have some maddening loss streaks on simply guessing the color. I myself once hit red 12 times in a row, and lost each one. That’s 1 in 10000 odds.

If you stick with it though, and play optimally, your money will go up over time. Feel free to bet less than 1% of your total money to play safer, or you can bet more if you’re feeling “lucky”. 2% of your money is still a pretty safe bet, but beware the loss streaks. At 2% of your money pool, there’s a 5% chance you will lose all your money without hitting the x20.