A guide to help you 100% the game along with some tips and tricks on how to earn some of them.
Introduction
Welcome to my guide for Everything is Crab! Please feel free to leave any comments with any missing info or any mistakes I missed. Please note this guide is still WIP and I will be updating it as soon as I get any more information on them. Thank you!
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Complete the tutorial
Stat Achievements
ChonkersReach up to 200% Size
DechonkedReach down to 40% Size
DodgyReach 75% Dodge
You Show Speed
Reach Speed 12 or higher during a run
Damage (or Lack Thereof) Achievements
BruteDeal 20000 damage in a single run
BruterDeal 35000 damage in a single run
BrutestDeal 50000 damage in a single run
Ultrabonk
Deal 500 or more damage with a single hit in a run
Mountain Man
Deal over 200 damage with a Stone
Throw rocks with the Stoner evolution.
Dove
Win a run without dealing any damage
I recommend a vegan build here!
Can’t touch this
Complete a run without taking any damage
Dodge and Speed are your friends here!
Zen
Beat a run without dealing nor taking damage
Not even yourself
Be your own Main Predator
Die to self-damage. Using the Antlers while low HP should do it!
Evolution Achievements
FrensHave 12 charmed allies at the same time
Use an Evolution that charms animals and have 12 at the same time.
The Social stat increases the cap of charmed enemies. Social can be acquired through Evolutions as well as the amusing and entertaining mushrooms. Evolutions that increase Social: Tail, Antennae, Exoskeleton, Alpha
100 coatsUse Moulting 10 times in a single run
How to Become a Crab
The Crabtain
Reach Carcinisation 10 in a run
Reach Carcinisation 10 by choosing crab-like evolutions:
- Arms/Tentacles → Pincer
- Pistol Pincer
- Legs → Scuttle
- Legs → More Legs!
- Antennae
- Exoskeleton → Molting
- Shell
- Convergent EvolutionI highly recommend going for this achievement on Pressure 1 as each point into Carcinisation will add +10% increased damage from enemies as well as a new attack or buff per tier to the final boss.
Using the Patient Genetic makes this achievement a little bit easier.
Win Achievements
Selective Pressure 1Win a Pressure 1 run
Get a win on the easiest difficulty. Easy Peasy.
Selective Pressure 20Win a Pressure 20 run
Get a win on the hardest difficulty. Good luck!
CompleteComplete Pressure 20 with all Genetics
Extinction 5
Beat Extinction 5
Win
Win 10 runs
Winner
Win 50 runs
Winnest
Win 200 runs
Challenge Achievements
Challengedn’tBeat all Challenges
GildedFinalise a Challenge (beat it with all Genetics)
When you beat a Challenge with a Genetic there will be a green check mark in the box. Check them all to finalize it!
Really?Finalise all Challenges (beat them with all Genetics)
Boss Achievements
Ole!Hit a Crabtaur while it is charging
Give the Crabtaur a good whack while its charging.
It was a dinosaurHave the Final Boss die to the Cataclysm Event
During the Final Boss fight, meteors will start to rain down. Get the Boss low enough and let them finish it off.
In a rush+Defeat a Boss in under 5 seconds during a run
Opportunistic
Kill the Crabtaur by having it crash into an obstacle
Get the Crabtaur low enough and then line up the Boss’s charge attack with a tree/cactus to have it crash.
Bullseye
Unlocked by killing a regular boss with a stone
Using the Stoner evolution, throw a rock and kill a boss with it.
Rebellious
Haev a charmed Crawlee kill Clawdia
Clawdia spawns Crawlees during the fight. Charm one and hope that it gets the last hit.
Is That a Pokémon Reference!?
These achievements seem to be purely luck based.
I wanna be the very best
Defeat a Shiny animal
I know it’s my destiny
Witness 5 different shiny enemies
Gotta catch them all
Witness 15 different shiny enemies
Shiny animals will be a different color and have sparkles around them.
The Codex
Full CastUnlock all Genetics
Full HouseDiscover all the animals in the Bestiary
Animals evolve alongside you. Each variant counts as a different animal in the Bestiary. This also includes different Boss (and Boss summons) variants.