Alchemess: Tidy Up Your Potion Shop! – Potion Placement Cheat Sheet

This is a full breakdown of which potion belongs on which shelf for every recipe set in Alchemess: Tidy Up Your Potion Shop! — covering the Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega, Sun, and Moon lines. If you keep losing a run to misplacement and can’t figure out why a three-star rating keeps slipping away, the mapping below should clear it up.

For anyone stuck chasing all three stars on a run, the stumbling block is almost always the same: a potion goes onto the wrong shelf and the domino effect ruins the whole sequence. I put this together after enough failed runs of my own, and formatted it as a straight lookup so you can scan, place, and move on.

 

How to Read This Cheat Sheet

Each tier is a self-contained shelf set. The Roman numerals are the internal ordering within that tier, so thematically similar potions from different tiers do not share a shelf. Treat each header as its own shelf and place strictly by the listed name — community shorthand for a potion can differ from the exact shelf label, and that mismatch is a common source of two-star finishes.

Editor Warning: Themed names do not cross tiers. A potion that sounds like it belongs to Theta because of its death theme still sits on its own designated shelf, not alongside a similar-sounding potion from another set. Sorting by vibe instead of by exact label is the single biggest cause of dropped stars.

 

Alpha — Beginnings and Firsts

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Alpha I Beginner’s Luck
Alpha II Overconfident Day One
Alpha III Prolonged Silence Instead of Hello
Alpha IV Hoarder’s First Shelf Cleaned
Alpha V Fresh Resolve (Highly Addictive)
Alpha VI Avoided Hug-Handshake Collision
Alpha VII Being Picked First
Alpha VIII Ambitious Start
Alpha IX Applause When You Enter
Alpha X Finally Starting Today

Beta — Tests and Discounts

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Beta I Probably No Fall Damage
Beta II Exploding Into Confetti (Should Un-Explode After)
Beta III Placebo (Don’t Tell Drinker)
Beta IV Partly Invisible
Beta V Mostly Working Insult-Reflection
Beta VI Effect Untested (Don’t Use on Pets)
Beta VII Micro Motivation
Beta VIII Sudden Involuntary Flirting
Beta IX Amazing Miracles (Expired)
Beta X Maybe Having an Amazing Day

Gamma — Glow and Radiance

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Gamma I Glowing When in Doubt
Gamma II Radiant Blushing
Gamma III Fireflies Mistaking You for Home
Gamma IV Firefly Hiccups
Gamma V Sparkles When You Twirl
Gamma VI Glowing Whenever You Search for Something
Gamma VII Glowing in the Dark
Gamma VIII Sparkling Teeth
Gamma IX The Too-Bright Idea
Gamma X Glowing Love

Delta — Transmutation

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Delta I Becoming a Comfortable Couch
Delta II Shrinking
Delta III Being a Statue (…No Clothes)
Delta IV Being a Grown-Up for One Day
Delta V Halloween Pumpkin-Head
Delta VI See-Through Skin
Delta VII Breathing Underwater
Delta VIII No Going Back (Wheel-Legs)
Delta IX Un-Hexing
Delta X Featherweight

Epsilon — Boldly Wrong

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Epsilon I Surely Not Pee
Epsilon II Trusting the “Trust Me”
Epsilon III Charming Delusion
Epsilon IV Believing You Are the One
Epsilon V Sunday-Monday Mix-Up
Epsilon VI Getting the Haircut You Asked For
Epsilon VII The Drunken Rune Tattoo
Epsilon VIII Misreading the Room Entirely
Epsilon IX Smiling Through the Clear Mistake
Epsilon X Fake It Till You Make It

Zeta — Sleep and Dreams

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Zeta I The Nap That Fixed Everything
Zeta II Good Sleep
Zeta III Dreams Having Sequels
Zeta IV Snoring in Trumpets (Time For Payback)
Zeta V Bedtime Accepted on First Announcement.
Zeta VI Flying Dreams Lasting Longer
Zeta VII Waking Up Excited (…)
Zeta VIII Sleeping With Eyes Open
Zeta IX Dozing Mistaken for Deep Thought
Zeta X Falling Asleep Mid Senten..

Eta — Timing and Bad Timing

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Eta I Worst-Timed Bathroom Emergency
Eta II Involuntary Hide & Seek Sneezes
Eta III Voice Crack During Battle Cry
Eta IV Arguments Ending for Dinner
Eta V Bells Ringing Whenever You’re Late
Eta VI Uncontrollable Laughter at Funerals
Eta VII Perfectly Timed Punchlines
Eta VIII Involuntary Comedic Pauses
Eta IX Melodic Rhyming Whenever Music Plays
Eta X Awkward Hug Timing

Theta — Death and Undeath

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Theta I The Reaper on His Lunch Break
Theta II Your Reputation’s Untimely Demise
Theta III Dying of Embarrassment (Reversible)
Theta IV Drunken Necromancy (& Dancing Skeletons)
Theta V Playing Dead Convincingly
Theta VI Turning Undead When Asked For Help
Theta VII Finding Peace With Death
Theta VIII Negotiating With the Reaper
Theta IX Funeral’s Delight
Theta X Funeral’s Surprise (Rise to the Occasion)

Iota — Kind Words

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Iota I Difficult Conversations Going Smoothly
Iota II Honesty That Feels Gentle
Iota III Your Voice Making People Smile
Iota IV Comfortable Silences
Iota V Apologies Sounding Sincere
Iota VI Compliments Feeling Effortless
Iota VII People Leaning In When You Speak
Iota VIII Telling Stories That Hold Attention
Iota IX Your Voice Softening the Room
Iota X Silence Feeling Friendly

Kappa — Ghosts and Yokai

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Kappa I The Lich Who Just Wants a Hug
Kappa II Haunting Your Own House
Kappa III Poltergeist Paying Monthly Rent
Kappa IV Being Ghosted
Kappa V The Banshee’s Sensitive Side
Kappa VI Befriending the Neighbor Yokai
Kappa VII Believing Ghosts Are Fantasy
Kappa VIII Turning Into a Ghost When Embarrassed
Kappa IX Running Out-of-Body Errands
Kappa X Poltergeist Helping With the Housework

Lambda — Battle and Vigor

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Lambda I Snowballs That Find Their Target
Lambda II The Stare That Makes Others Blink First
Lambda III Sudden Arm Wrestling Strength
Lambda IV Enemies Always Winking Back
Lambda V Pillow Fight Superiority
Lambda VI The Floor Being Lava
Lambda VII The Battering Ram
Lambda VIII Friendly Rivalry Lasting All Evening
Lambda IX Shadow Boxing With Style
Lambda X The Epic Pre-Battle Speech

Mu — Invisibility

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Mu I Invisible Mustache
Mu II Invisible Until the Bill Arrives
Mu III Invisible in Mirrors
Mu IV Looking Like the Tapestry
Mu V Seeing the Invisible (Surprise Party!)
Mu VI Being Overlooked
Mu VII Silent Footsteps
Mu VIII Left Out of Group Paintings
Mu IX Ignored in Every Council
Mu X The Social Fade (What Reputation?)

Nu — Pets and Furries

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Nu I Cat-Ears (Cute & Sensitive)
Nu II The Penguin Waddle
Nu III Moo for Hello (Join The Fun)
Nu IV Every Dog Choosing Your Lap
Nu V Perfect Purring
Nu VI Riding the Dog Into Battle
Nu VII Howling With the Dogs
Nu VIII Pet Speak (Non-Verbal)
Nu IX Involuntarily Fetching Thrown Objects
Nu X Fluffy Fur

Xi — Silk Road Exotics

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Xi I Enlightenment
Xi II The Dragon’s Tea Break
Xi III Jade Calm
Xi IV Cherry Petals Whenever You Pose
Xi V Airborne Koi Circling You
Xi VI Flying Lanterns Following You
Xi VII Dragon Smoke Breath
Xi VIII The Kung Fu
Xi IX Awakening Your Chi
Xi X Laozi’s Wisdom

Omicron — Road and Travel

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Omicron I Shortcuts That Actually Work
Omicron II Inns Always Having a Room Left
Omicron III The Accidental Scenic Route
Omicron IV Knowing Which Way Is Home
Omicron V Tireless Legs
Omicron VI Safe Travels
Omicron VII Carts Always Stopping for You
Omicron VIII Arriving While Dinner’s Still Hot
Omicron IX Milestones Saying “Almost There”
Omicron X Complimentary Upgrades (When Available)

Pi — Never Ending Story

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Pi I Eternal Love
Pi II Becoming the Guest Who Won’t Leave
Pi III Everlasting Gratitude
Pi IV The Host Who Won’t Sit Down
Pi V The Deja-Vu Marathon
Pi VI The Sunday That Repeats
Pi VII Believable “I’ll Do It Tomorrow”
Pi VIII Always Drawing Rock-Paper-Scissors
Pi IX Infinite Patience
Pi X Endless Endurance

Rho — Personal Weather

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Rho I The Personal Raincloud (Follows You)
Rho II Rain Missing Only You
Rho III Your Snowman Lasting Till Spring
Rho IV Thunderstorms When You Want to Read
Rho V Wind Always at Your Back
Rho VI Warmth on Cold Winter Nights
Rho VII Snow Falling Slower Around You
Rho VIII Personal Sunbeam
Rho IX Lightning Whenever You Snap
Rho X Rainbow Trail When Returning Home

Sigma — Goblin Economics

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Sigma I Understanding Goblin Math
Sigma II Goblin’s Greed (& Sudden Urge to Buy)
Sigma III Compulsive Overpaying
Sigma IV Everything Seeming Like a Great Deal
Sigma V Most Excellent Haggling
Sigma VI Customer Loyalty (to the Pyramid Scheme)
Sigma VII Trusting the Fine Print
Sigma VIII Receipts Manifesting for Every Favor Given
Sigma IX Knowing the Price of Anything You Touch
Sigma X Coins Sticking to Your Fingers

Tau — Protection

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Tau I Protection From Inconvenience
Tau II Arrows Politely Missing You
Tau III Warded Against Compliments
Tau IV Unpickpocketable Pockets
Tau V The Backfired Hex
Tau VI Ignored by Children
Tau VII Attracting Guardian Angels
Tau VIII Pillow Forts Becoming Magic Barriers
Tau IX Personal-Space Bubble (Clear but Soundproof)
Tau X Gossip Immunity

Upsilon — Seers and Omens

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Upsilon I The Vision Open to Interpretation
Upsilon II Interpreting “It’s Complicated”
Upsilon III Hindsight Delivered in Advance
Upsilon IV Reading Between the Leaves
Upsilon V The Future Arriving Fashionably Late
Upsilon VI Prophecies That Rhyme
Upsilon VII Knowing Who Will Write Back
Upsilon VIII Seeing It Coming
Upsilon IX Oracle’s Vague Non-Answer
Upsilon X Sensing Visitors One Kettle Early

Phi — Beauty and Vanity

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Phi I Hair That Styles Itself Perfectly
Phi II Ugly by Day, Beauty by Night
Phi III Finding Peace With How You Look
Phi IV Mirrors Always Showing Your Beauty
Phi V Irresistible Soft Charm
Phi VI The Beauty from Within
Phi VII Perfect Proportions
Phi VIII Seeing in Golden Ratios
Phi IX Candlelight Finding Your Good Side
Phi X Portraits Straightening as You Pass

Chi — Hidden Secrets

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Chi I Hearing Through Walls
Chi II Reading Invisible Ink
Chi III Books Opening to the Right Page
Chi IV Finding the Perfect Gift
Chi V Hideouts Appearing When Needed
Chi VI Finding Quiet Corners at Every Party
Chi VII Revealing Your Hidden Talents
Chi VIII Secret Desires
Chi IX Finding the Hidden Passage
Chi X Understanding the Baby (Almost All Jokes)

Psi — Mind and Madness

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Psi I Forgotten Till Tomorrow
Psi II Making Sense of This Madness
Psi III Finding the Lost Train of Thought
Psi IV Paralysis by Analysis
Psi V Only Remembering the Compliments
Psi VI Remembering Songs You Forgot You Loved
Psi VII Not Reading Too Much Into It
Psi VIII Spontaneous Nostalgia
Psi IX What Others Think Doesn’t Matter
Psi X The Spell Forgotten Mid-Cast

Omega — Dramatic Exits

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Omega I The Slow-Motion Walk-Off
Omega II Echoing Final Words
Omega III Fireworks When Leaving the House
Omega IV The Perfectly Planned Rage Quit
Omega V Love at Last Sight
Omega VI Never-Ending Doorway Goodbyes
Omega VII Dramatic Fainting
Omega VIII Leaving Through the Wrong Door
Omega IX Leaving Them Wanting More
Omega X Disappearing Before the Consequences Arrive

Sun — Luck and Glory

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Sun I Local Legend Status
Sun II Always Joining the Fast-Moving Line
Sun III Rumors You Fought a Bear (and Won)
Sun IV Catching a Lucky Break
Sun V People Remembering Your Best Moments
Sun VI Easy Wins
Sun VII Perfect Coin Flips
Sun VIII Attracting Small Miracles
Sun IX Deep Satisfaction
Sun X Simple Joy

Moon — After Dark Lunacy

Shelf Slot Potion Name
Moon I Midnight Snacks Without Consequences
Moon II The Full-Moon Madness
Moon III Late-Night Philosophy Sessions
Moon IV Staying Up With Purpose
Moon V The 3 A.M. Burst of Productivity
Moon VI Becoming Nocturnal
Moon VII The Midnight Cleaning Frenzy
Moon VIII Remembering the Whole Night
Moon IX Moon Jumps
Moon X Fearless After Dark

Conclusion

Bookmark this page and pull it up between runs — a quick glance at the correct tier and slot before you start sorting will save you from throwing away a clean three-star attempt. Get the placement right and the rest of the shop practically runs itself.

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